February 28, 2013

Do you have 1 cr?

Friend: Does your account show 1cr now?
Me: Why would it do that?
Friend: Because I sent you.
Me: What did you send?
Friend: 1 cr.
Me: What are you talking about?
Friend: I SENT YOU 1 cr.
Me: but I don't have it. And why would you do such a thing?
Friend: because I am on leave tomorrow.
Me: What is that supposed to mean?
Friend: It means, I AM NOT COMING TO OFFICE TOMORROW! Geez you're an idiot.
Me: What is your not coming to office tomorrow has got anything to do with 1 cr that you have supposedly sent me.
Friend: I can't handle it. Can you?
Me: I don't know how to reply to that.
Friend: Say yes or no. Just tell me if you can handle it or not. Else I'll send it to someone else! It's just 1 cr.
Me: 1 cr is not a small thing.
Friend: Ok, I will send it to someone else.
Me: No, DO NOT SEND IT TO ANYONE ELSE. Also, you said you already have sent it to me, I don't see it in my account?
Friend: But here it is showing that you are the owner now.
Me: WHAT! Owner? What owner?
Friend: The owner of the CR. Change Request.
Me: Fuck you!

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