Welcome to Facebook. Today's agenda is to give you an educational tour on the following:-
1) Who is reading What on Washington post? And how Washington Post has become the Farmville of the Intelligentsia?
2) How many people in India are dying of hunger (Pics will be attached for added effect)? How can you help them by not wasting food? Some of these people are also suffering from cancer. You can lend support just by one 'click' on your mouse. Believe me, It works. I have tried it. We'll also take a special 10 minutes session on How to pretend to care!
3) A brief statistical journey on how many people in India are blind? If you plan to commit suicide tomorrow, make sure to pledge your eye donation first. This is very important.
4) A visual tour on How to Get Married accompanied by Pics right from 'potential sampling' to 'Honeymoon'. This can overwhelm you a little but we have pics of ugly looking missing people to bring you back to sanity.
5) If you have not bothered enough to ask your parents this since you were born, we present you a once-in-a-lifetime-oppotunity to know 'What does your name mean?'.
6) We'll also take you through some of the dowry cases and problems associated. People working in IT and have worked Onsite for an year or 2, you guys have extra cash, Help you bastards! If you don't, we'll keep showing you pics and tell you stories so you'll not be able to sleep well at nights.
7) WHY NOT TO MESS AROUND MUCH ON FACEBOOK, because there's Shiv Ji keeping an eye on everything right from the Himalayas. We have proof too.
8) Visual Representation of how Smoking is Injurious to health, just in case you have not seen the warning on the pack of cigarette ever in your life.
8) When and Who made India's national anthem as the best national anthem in the world? Mostly everything that India have, had, does, did is always the best in the world. Also, a small lesson on the difference between patriotism and being mindfuckingly Stupid.
9) We will also take you through the Facebook pics of some randomly selected people and prove that 60% of them will have a Photo Album named "Yaar Anmulle"!!
10) We'll tell you pointers about How to reply when someone just answers a question about you. This is difficult sometimes because these people are supposedly some kickass mind-readers.
11) And last would be some videos that no one was able to watch for more than 20 seconds.
Please forward this to 20 people on your friend list and you'll get the love of your life within the next 4 weeks. If you break this chain, shit hits the fan.
3 comments:
Hahhaha...lol!!
Ekdum sahi kaha bandhu, but the pointer that I liked the most was -
5) If you have not bothered enough to ask your parents this since you were born, we present you a once-in-a-lifetime-oppotunity to know 'What does your name mean?'.
Hahhaha...lol!!
Ekdum sahi kaha bandhu, but the pointer that I liked the most was -
5) If you have not bothered enough to ask your parents this since you were born, we present you a once-in-a-lifetime-oppotunity to know 'What does your name mean?'.
Thank you Dhakkanz!
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