Subject: Pass karwado
Sir,
Kaam ki baat pe aane se pehle kuchh batana chahta hu
Average sa student hu, average se kam number laata hu
Kuchh aur dost hai mere, sab mere hi jaise hai
Sabki laundo ki taraf se aapko kuchh samjhana chahta hu
Mere gang ka naam ‘chillad boys’ mashhoor hai
Zindagi ka lakshya abhi humse bahut door hai
Kuchh hi to saal hai sir hamare jawani jeene ke
uske baad to zindagi jaise ek torture-tour hai
Yaad kijiye sir wo apne sunehre college ke din
Jee na paana wo mashooka ke message ke bin
Aisi haalat me koi kaise lagaye padhai me mann
Chain nahi hai din me aur raaton ki neend gayi hai chhin.
Chhoti chooti aankhon me hamare chhote chhote sapne hai
Paper university se ban ke aata hai par invigilator to apne hai
Thode hi din me sir semester exams shuru hone waale hai
Saare exam to chhodo sir, ek me bhi paas hone ke laale hai
Is baar cheating karne dena sir please
Fail hue agar to hum sab gharo me bada bura pitne waale hai
Sir, paas karwa dena. Aapki setting wo network waali professor se pakka karwa denge.
Invigilator ka Reply
Ek number ke harami launde ho tum saare ke saare
Ek class attend nahi kari, jaane kitne bunk maare
Par tumhara letter dekh ke meri aankh bhar aayi hai
Yaad aa gayi wo 1st year ki suppli aur affair dher saare
Wo network waali professor kasam se hai bahut maal
Sunehri zulfen, hoth shabnami, aur gaal hai laal-laal
Usse agar setting karwadi tumne meri
Phir to tumhari distinction pakki hai chaaron saal
Ek rangeen karyakram aur Johnny Walker ho mehfil-e-shaam me
Kuchh main bhi ji lu apni jawani beeti hui
Bheeg jaane du umar thodi ek nacheez se jaam me.
Jaao aish karo!! kaam ho jaayega>
ChilladBoyz Haraamkhori scheme
Mail forwarded to Principal@bunkerCollege.com
Sir dekha hamare college me acche Invigilator ki kitni kadki hai
Ye waala saala ek to corrupt upar se kitna tharki hai
College ki izzat ka sawaal hai sir aap kuchh kijiye
Apni jeb se haath nikaliye aur bhaag-dor haath me lijiye
Aisi mauko pe sakht kadam lena ati avashyak hai
Aapko kuchh na soojhe to aage likhe hamare upaye pe gaur kijiye.
Main aapko ye mushkil ka upaye batata hu
Sabke dil ki baat ab aapko yahi sunata hu
Lady Professors hire karo sir usme hi sabki bhalayi hai
Sab ladko ne aaj tak sirf Network ki classes lagayi hai
Aisi 4-5 aur maal professor le aao sir bhagwan aapka bhala kare
Kisi ek se aapki setting karwa denge agar zyada dikkat aayi hai
kya bolte ho sir?
TO BE CONTINUED…..
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