January 20, 2010

"Letter To Shiv Ji : Ladki Dilao"



To
 : shiv.sarvshaktimaan@bhagwan.com
Cc: krishna.makhanchor@ladkibaazi.com, ram.diwaliwala@ihateravan.com, vishnu@identitycrisis.com
Bcc : naarad@haraamkhori.com, hanuman@jaisiyaram.com, shakunimama@bluffmaster.com, dhritrashtra@black.com

Sub: Bhagwan ek achhi ladki chahiye: kuchh karo please

Kaali maa ka pakka koi shrap hai
Nahi to apni kismat hi barbaad hai
Main diya le ke bhi dekhu to bhi nahi milti
Baakiyo ko aise de rakhi hai jaise prasad hai

Jiske ab tak samajh nahi aayi ki ye kiski baat hai
Usko to bhagwan aage bhi na mile uski yahi aukaad hai
Par mujhe to jaldi koi mast si bhijwado
Ab tak koi nahi mili, bhala kiye aise konse paap hai

Jo hame pasand aati hai cut-piece wo already booked
Jisko hum pasand hai us kalmoohi ki aankhen crooked
Ghar se zor pad raha hai bhagwan bata raha hu ab
Koi dhooan si aap hi bhejdo warna pad jaayegi gau palle ab.

Plz bhagwan kuchh karo...Reply Soon.

Krishna Ji Replied (To: All)

Ladki nahi milegi hero agar sabko aise hi pakata raha
Mere paas aana chahiye tha, 3 saal se hanuman mandir jaata raha
Chal ab tujhe ek maska upaya batata hu
Sab daudi chali aayengi aisa paath padhata hu

Jisko pasand karta hai pehle usko facebook pe add kar
Thoda thoda photo ko like aur thoda thoda chat kar
Ek din milne bula, thoda bahut ghuma aur gentleman ban ja
Phir achanak usko bhav dena band kar aur side hat ja
Phir dekh teri cut-piece kya bhaagi chali aayegi
Teri mast setting aur meri following bhi badh jaayegi

Setting ka scene chalaye rakhna par galti se kahi committ na kar jaana
Aur in sabse pehle facebook pe meri profile ka Fan ban jaana (*Sai Baba aage chal rahe hai yaar)

Aish Karo :)


Ram Ji ka Reply (To: Krishna Ji and Me)

Krishna yaar tum ab to apni aadato se baaz aao
Shareef se baalak ko ye ghinona paath na padhao
Kyu aise duniya me galeechpana badha rahe ho
Waise kam hai jo auro ko kamina bana rahe ho

Ankit Baalak

Main tumhe jaldi hi koi upaya bataunga ladki ke subject pe
Maine Hanuman ko laga rakha hai is important project pe
Abhi naya naya hai market me to uska haath thoda tang hai
Uski setting hona bhi mushkil hai jab tak uski poochh uske sang hai

Par jo bhi ho tum is Krishna ki na sunna
Facebook pe mujhse upar isko na chun-na
Meri bhi profile hai FB pe Raamu ke naam se
Kuchh log aaye chuke hai PR ki Hanuman se
Tum bhi aa jaao Fan bano aaram se
Phir karenge maza jab takrayega mera jaam tere jaam se.

Sada Khush Raho. Diwali Manate Raho (Aur kisi din mujhe koi yaad hi nahi karta...saale Dussehra pe bhi Raavan jala ke aa jaate hai, ye koi puchhta nahi ki usko maara kisne tha...huh :( ..chalo koi na, bade bade shehro me chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai )


Click here to read the follow-up mail !! *Letter to Shiv Ji - Part -2 *!! :D


Click here for the 3rd post in the series: "Reply From Shiv Ji: Ho Na Paayega!!"



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11 comments:

swati said...

superb...ur master piece so far..luv it ...luv it..its actually too popular now !!!

varun said...

Nice one....actually great one

dips said...

Just came across this....to describe in a single word --- awesome!

Ankit Arora said...

@ dips -> If you liked this.. check this one too http://bit.ly/lYvoTv. The follow up E-mail :P

Pallavi Shachindra said...

In fact there is a super mantra for the nirvana of the aforementioned situation,It goes:
Radhey Radhey,Kudi fasa de,
Hare Murari,Mile kuwaari,
Wahey guru ji da khalsa,ek soni kudi di laalsa.

Do this jap for a week,results should be pleasing ;)

Ankit Arora said...

@ Pallavi -> This is exactly the kind of thing I was looking for.. Thanks :P

Gagan Bhatti said...

Shiv Jee ka reply bhi batao bandhu :-)

Anonymous said...

jaspreet duggal: simply awesome man......bahut he ultimate hai....mazza gaya padh ke...
but wat about shivji ka reply????

Manik Gupta said...

11 out of 10 :P
KEEP GOING ON

Ankit Arora said...

@ Gagan & Jaspreet -> Abhi Shiv Ji ne reply nahi kiya hai.. unko ek follow up mail bhej chuka hu.. :P Check Part-II of this.. the link's there in the blog itself. last line.

@ Manik -> Thanks :)

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