January 15, 2012

Reply from Shiv Ji: Ho Na Paayega!!




From: Shiv.sarvshaktimaan@bhagwan.com

To: Bechara Bandhu 
Cc: krishna@ladkibaazi.com; ram.diwaliwaala@ihateraavan.com; vishnu@identitycrisis.com; brahma@pervertpops.com; hanuman@puchhwaala.com

Subject: Ho Na Paayega!! 

Beta ab to tera kuchh nahi ho paayega
Akela aaya tha duniya me akela hi jaayega
Ladki ke saamne aate hi teri seeti gul ho jati hai
Wo kitne signal deti hai par tere samajh ek nahi aati hai

Commitment ke naam se hi tujhe paseena aane lagta hai
Wo  paas aati rehti hai aur tu door jaane lagta hai
Kisi ki naak tedi hai, koi roti to koi hasti zyada hai
Ulte seedhe bahane deta hai jaise tu bada shehzaada hai

Ab ladkiya nahi banti humse low treble (trouble) aur high bass waali
Jo hai jaisi hai kaam chala, nahi hobby dhoondh le koi time pass waali
Ab aur mail na likhna mujhe main waise hi bada pareshaan hu maan lo
Parvati ne vish pi liya tha 2 din pehle, kehti “Girls are best jaan lo baat ye maan lo” #FML

Krishna Ji ka Reply:-

Oye, bahut maal hai duniya me tu ghabra mat dude
Ye Shiv pagla gaya hai, faltu me ho raha hai rude
Aankhen kamzor ho gayi thi, idhar udhar takrata girta hai
Teesri aankh gayi tel lene, filhaal to chashma laga ke phirta hai.

Tu tension na le mere padhaye paath hamesha yaad rakhna
Zindagi jeene ke liye bani hai, kar jo karna hai koi gam na rakhna
Mujhe resource management se hata diya hai aaj kal
Isliye kuchh kar nahi paaya
Nahi to tu mera favorite bhakt hai aur
Line me hoti tere liye  Shikha, Shweta aur Maaya!

2012 apocalypse prediction ki wajah se yaha mahual tense hai 
Vishnu ki fati padi hai aur Ram kehta hai ki sab non-sense hai 
Aaj kal time nahi hai kisi ke paas tumhari fariyaad sunne ka !!

Agar bach gaye to 2013 me yeh mission phir se shuru karenge! chillax ok.

Ram ji ka reply (To Shiv Ji and me) :-

Shiv, ye kya bachpana  va behudgi hai yaar
Is ladke ke letter me recommendation thi chaar
Kya main puchh sakta hu isko ab tak ladki kyu nahi di
Why this kolaveri Shiv, Why this kolaveri, di?

@Bechara Bandhu:

Jaise tumne dekha hoga ki mujhme bahut change aaya hai 
Baat karne ka dhang changed hai aur thoda fun paaya hai
Waisa hi fun main teri life me kar dunga
Shiv ne agar kuchh nahi kiya, to ann shann kar dunga!


Vishnu Ji ka reply :-

Baalak jaise ki tum jaante ho ki mere paas kuchh kaam nahi hai. Aur logo me mere baare me jaan-ne ka bhi interest ab naa ke barabar hai. Agar TV/media industry kisi ko jaante ho to Vishnu based serial ka idea pitch karo yaar please :) Thanks in advance :D

1 comment:

Anirudh said...

Shabash ladke ....

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