September 3, 2010

Similarities b/w Apple Products and Girlfriends

And here it goes :-

1) You feel on top of the world when you get your first apple product and in the other case you do actually feel on top of something (don't you?).

2) Right to touch. Anyone who is not the owner or co-owner does not have the rights to be even in close proximity to both the things being discussed.

3) With reference to 'Right to Touch', you are extremely excited about the first time without much of an idea about what to do ?

4) Irrespective of how good a product you have, the one that your closest friend has looks slightly more classy.

5) As soon as a new version is launched or seen anywhere in the market, you are ready to dump the old one and run for it.

6) Both have something to do with JOBS. Some are a huge fan while some just blow him off (OMG, multiple levels of cheapness in this comment).

7) Extremely high maintenance cost involved. Only people with stable jobs ( and again ) should indulge themselves.

8) Finally, irrespective of how good the design is, the 'apple of your eye' is still half eaten.



11 comments:

Sukita said...

Chauvinistic but I have to agree , funny.I think you should write an alter ego to this article whose heading for example might be " Similarities between Men and Dogs".Oops , actually Men==Dogs will be better :).Think about it. I am sure you will be able to come up with something as "Funny"(Read : chauvinistic) for that article as well.Oh I think you might have already started to think about it.Haven't you? :)

Ankit Arora said...
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Ankit Arora said...

Dil jalta hai to jalne de... aasoon na baha fariyaad na kar...kuchh ladko pe likhna hai to .... bak-bak na kar khud mehnat kar.!! dil jalta hai to...

Sukita said...

That's the best you have got to say..Or is the way you shove reality.Nevermind.Chauvinism and you are quite a companion i should say.pardon me but that's the crude truth :).

Ankit Arora said...

I have got a lot more to say.... you should be glad not everything is in the post :)

Anonymous said...

but I guess u'll really miss them when you own one for sometime and then lose it....and no matter how much wear and tear it has, it is still your Apple.

Priyanka said...

Hahaha Ankit, a really good one. And must say all points are soooooo true.... Good going... I like the post. It brings out the reality.... :)

Ankit Arora said...

@Priyanka -> Finally!! Someone appreciated the post. Thanks :)

sunshine said...

LOL! btw tune yeh comparison kiya kaise? Comparative study? Vaise aas paas bahut log hai data dene ke liye :P
Mast hai post!

Unknown said...

Awsum dude ....very true ..u r reaching the next level of writing...u compared both the things very well when you dont have either of things mentioned

Ankit Arora said...

@ Shivangi -> Bas aise hi aas paas se data collect karke hi compare kiya hai :P

@ Alok -> Konsa waala Alok hai pehle to ye batao... aur dusri baat apne facts check karo... :)

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