Bechara Bandhu: "Online Valentine's Day Party in Heaven/Hell/Whatever"

Online Valentine's Day Party In Heaven/Hell/Whatever

Sponsored by Prom-e-trick ( Arre wahi " haI haI huM CAT " waale )

Final Party Venue :- Hard Rock Cyber Cafe

Theme for the party :- "Gtalk pe machhli ki aankh phodo, apsara jeeto"

Planning, Plotting, Cribbing, Yeah Naarad-panti that is (Excerpts) :-
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Lakshman -> Yaar ye sita ping kar kar ke jaan khaa gayi hai...ultimate chep bandi hai...

Hanuman -> Jai Siya Raam..Main baja dunga tere kaan ke neeche..saale lukhe....Ram ji ki setting hai unhe kuchh mat kehna...aur teri bhi to bhabhi hai wo..

Lakshman -> Ghantaa...Kabhi bhai ki tarah treat nahi kiya mujhe Ram ne ...Arbaaz khan jaisi image ho gayi hai meri....Khud ke paas Sita...hame bhagwat Gita....maine to soch liya hai is baar 'Aankh phodo' main hi jeetna hai ...aur sita ki demand karni hai.

Hanuman -> Tu Ghanta saale...tera baap ghanta...tera bhai..gh..oops...galti se mistake hua robert.

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On the other side of this :-

Kishan Ji -> Tumhe mera ek kaam karna hoga.

Jaadu -> Dhooooooooop !!!

Kishan Ji -> Jaao aur jaa ke Brahma ji Facebook account hack karo aur unKi beti ki saari info le ke aao.

Jaadu -> Dhooooooooop !!!

Kishan Ji -> Oye dhooop ke chache, samajh me aa bhi raha hai kuchh.

Jaadu -> Dhoooooooop !!!

Kishan Ji -> Teri maaaaaa ki.....dass liya haraami ne.... ye saale Prom-e-trick waalo ne kaise kaise log hire kiye hai yaar.

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Post Party Issues:-

Even after having someone as credible as Prom-e-trick, some problems occurred during the event. Lets hear from the players themselves :-

Ram Ji--> Yaar mera to online teer hi nahi chala...Ganesh ka mouse kaam hi nahi kiya.

Shiv ji --> Mujhe to machhli hi aankh maar ke chali gayi...mujhe kab aankh pe maarna tha samajh hi nahi aaya...(No Instructions).

Arjun --> Main to jab nishana lagane hi waala tha...peechhe se Karan chilla pada..."Bhaag Arjun Bhaag" ...to main bhaag gaya.....mujhe to Re-Match chahiye.

Karan --> LOL. Meri to machhli pe likha tha 'My Name is Thack-ray'...meri to fat gayi.

Kishan Ji --> Main to shaanti se baitha hu tha..kisi ne bola Gopi Kishan..mujhe laga bola hai 'Go Pee Kishan'..main chala gaya...unhone wapas hi nahi aane diya. Re-match it has to be I tell you.

Spokesperson From " haI haI huM " -> Isme videshi taakato ka haath hai....ye sab Raavan aur Kans ki chaal hai ....Anywazz...the Party/competition is rescheduled to 1st April...Till then jiske paas jo hai...usi se khush raho..