Few Weeks back,
Some Thursday! It’s a surprise middle of the week holiday. Nobody has anything
planned. Me neither. Not that I plan anything for normal holidays, but this one
I didn't even feel like. So I had a long night sleep, which crossed all
definitions of ‘a morning’, sliding towards afternoon. A few more hours and
people would have declared me dead already.
But finally,
I woke up at 13:00 and did what all you do when you guys wake up. It may differ
in some cases, because some of you wake up in other people’s bed and you have
to sneak away before the girl actually wakes up and asks you to marry her. But
anyways, I did the normal routine.
@14:00 – Coffee Time
Mom, can you
make a cup of coffee?
While I waited
for my coffee, I switched on the TV and settled for a movie. Selecting a movie on TV these days with 200
channels is like being in a relationship. You like the girl, but you don’t want
to marry her, because you think you might get someone better. Same with movies
on TV, you just never know what else might be there on some other channel.
Also, in
another important life event, I recently bought a recliner which has become my
second bed or the first one, I am not really sure. But, whatever! So I was reclining
on this recliner (reclining on this recliner?), OK anyways, with my legs on the
table in front, watching a movie. And my coffee just arrived.
*few minutes
later*
Mom: Ankit...idhar
aa
Me: Kya hua?
Mom: Kuchh
khaayega?
Me: Kya hai?
Mom: Tikki bana
rahi hu…bread ke saath sandwich type bana ke du? Nahi to burger bhi ban sakta
hai?
Me: Theek hai
burger bana do.
*Back to the
recliner, with my coffee cup in one hand and remote in the other, watching a
movie, waiting for the burger*
@14:20 - *phone rings…It’s Ajay*
Me: Haan be?
Ajay: What are
you up to today?
Me: Nothing
much. Any plans?
Ajay: I don’t
know…but I can’t sit at home all day…Let’s Go Out.
Me: Where?
Ajay: Let’s meet
up at Sector-15 market in half hour and we’ll see from there. I’ll call Amit
and Ashish and ask if they wanna join.
Me: Ok Done.
Aur gaadi le ke aaiyo be.
Ajay: Haan haan.
Chal bye..call kariyo pahuche to.
Me: Haan ok.
Milte hai wahi.
*MAMMA…BURGER
MAT BANANA MAIN BAHAAR JAA RAHA HU* ……arrey kuchh to khaa ke jaaaa…..phurrrr
@15:00 – Sector-15 market.
No one has a
clue as to what do we do now. So I said, let’s go eat something first and we’ll
decide there, I haven’t had anything since morning.
Ashish knew
of a nice South Indian place nearly, Shiv Bhojanalya, probably 10 minutes by
car. So we decided to go there. On our way to that restaurant, Amit, in his
newly acquired Nexus 4 decides to check up for the movie listings.
“Guys,
there’s a show of Matru ki Bijlee ka Mandola at SRS at 15:30. Chale kya? ”– he
said
Everyone was
up for the idea, but it meant that we can’t go to the restaurant anymore and
will directly go for the mall. SRS was about another 10 minutes in a different
direction from the place we were headed to currently.
Since I
hadn’t eaten anything, I thought I’ll pick up something in the movie hall
before the movie starts.
There are
far so many malls and multiplexes in our city now, so availability of movie
tickets is never an issue.
@15:30- Multiplex
We rushed
towards the movie hall because Ajay didn’t want to miss the pre-movie
advertisements. No one knows why? You don’t ask either!
So we asked
him to carry on and we’ll join him in a minute.
Ashish went
to the washroom to do the washroomy stuff. Amit and I went to the food counter
to get coffee and something to eat. They didn’t seem to have many options
though.
These were
the following options:
Drinks:
Coffee, Ice Tea, Water
Food: Sandwich,
Popcorn, Burger and Donuts.
Amit ordered
Coffee and Sandwich. I went for Coffee and Burger. (Someone wanted me to have Burger that day).
Amit got his
order then and there, while I was handed over just my coffee and was told that the
rest of the order will be delivered to my seat. Apparently, they did have the
Burger ready.
Meanwhile,
Ashish joined us back at the counter. But, he didn’t order anything. He never
orders anything at movie theatres. Or canteens. Or Stations. Or Roadside. Ok
then, moving on!
So we went
inside the movie hall. It was empty, well almost. Ajay was there, of course!
@15:40 – Premium Seats
We were at
the third last row. They had changed the seats for the last 4 rows recently.
Premium seats, you see! I almost spill my coffee over Ajay trying to adjust on
that seat. But they were really really comfortable with head-rest and shit like
that.
Movie had
already started by then and Ajay gave us stares. He believes that if you are
late at the movies, you can never succeed in life.
I couldn't focus on the movie, because I kept turning back to look when my burger will
arrive. But then immediately, something struck me and I was blown away:-
Around
almost an hour and a half back, I was sitting on my batshit awesome recliner,
with coffee in my hand, watching a movie, waiting for my Burger.
And now!
Life is a
fucking bitch!
6 comments:
omg.....dint expected this end..... :P
rofl..u write crazy funny...
Thanks :)
Aur kuchh samajh nahi aa raha tha :P
Brillianto! A burger only becomes the 'burger' when it makes you run, drive, jump, spend money and generally, do the grind. Aasaani se kuch nahi milta aur jo asaani se milta hai woh kisi ko accha nahi lagta!
chalo kisi ne kuchh to interpret kiya.. baaki to bol rahe hai ki ganda dass liya post ne.
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